INNER PEACE
By following simple advice heard
on the Dr. Phil show, you too can
find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed,“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started and have never finished.”
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of
Bailey’s Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.